I've been doing work for work. It's late. I'm tired. Right now, the weirdest things are bugging me:
When you drink a lot of coffee, your urine smells like coffee. When you eat a lot of asparagus, your urine just smells weird. Why?
Why does peanut butter make just about anything taste better?
Why do muscle relaxers make you drowsy? Is there an awake muscle that gets really relaxed?
OK. That's enough brain purging. Good night.