Saturday, April 26, 2008

I like the way you think, Florida!

If you remember the sordid tale of our busted water heater, you'll recall that the moonlighting plumber guy was a total mullet-tastic gem. You'll also remember he had some, ahem, rather unusual trailer hitch adornments. Well, if things go as planned in Florida, the only nuts that you'll find on a truck will be in the cockpit. That's right, there is a Legislature in the U.S. that is more worthless than Texas'! Florida has moved to ban truck testicles!!!

3 comments:

MattJ said...

"....and resemble the south end of a bull moving north."

There aren't enough words to describe how much I love sentences like that.

The Maiden Metallurgist said...

Whenever I see those wretched balls on the back of a truck, I wonder about the truck drivers wife...

Olivia said...

I bet the double entendre-filled debate in the Florida senate was fun to hear.

I have never seen these Truck Nutz...even Texans won't stoop that low ;)