If you remember the sordid tale of our
busted water heater, you'll recall that the moonlighting plumber guy was a total mullet-tastic gem. You'll also remember he had some, ahem, rather unusual trailer hitch adornments. Well, if things go as planned in Florida, the only nuts that you'll find on a truck will be in the cockpit. That's right, there is a Legislature in the U.S. that is more worthless than Texas'!
Florida has moved to ban truck testicles!!!
"....and resemble the south end of a bull moving north."
ReplyDeleteThere aren't enough words to describe how much I love sentences like that.
Whenever I see those wretched balls on the back of a truck, I wonder about the truck drivers wife...
ReplyDeleteI bet the double entendre-filled debate in the Florida senate was fun to hear.
ReplyDeleteI have never seen these Truck Nutz...even Texans won't stoop that low ;)